garrett ad nauseum

There is such a thing as too much of a good thing. Read on if you're not convinced.

Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.
— The Duchess in “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland”

Accordance and Olive Tree Interview

Here’s a podcast of two brief interviews during SBL 2011 with representatives from Accordance and Olive Tree. These are two of the premier Bible softwares available for both Mac OS and iOS.

What’s encouraging about the interviews is that though Brady is a biblical scholar teaching at PSU, he agrees with my sentiment, that though Accordance is clearly the more powerful program when it comes to exegesis and searching, Olive Tree is a much more comfortable interface for reading, whether in English or ancient languages.

You know what? I’m sad that I’m about to grow up.
— Gretta

Spring is awesome. Especially in the middle of Winter.

WWJD

  • Gretta: What did you do at work last night?
  • Me: I was helping some really sick people get better.
  • Gretta: Like Jesus?!? That's so funny!
…Zephaniah was inspired to receive, understand, and then express the divine word without tarnishing its divine reality and truth.
— The Minor Prophets, ed. Thomas Edward McComiskey

Embarrassment

Parents (like myself) are easily embarrassed when their kids cry and throw fits in public, even to the point of being paralyzed when those kids refuse to follow instructions. For fear of “making a scene” parents capitulate, bargain, plead, and even whine at their kids. Foolishness is bound up in their hearts, but kids aren’t stupid. They can quickly learn how to get their way, and even if they only get it by kicking and screaming, they’ll soon learn who’s really in charge.

Parents, there are worse things than a child screaming and “creating a scene.” Like a child who grows up thinking he is a sovereign instead of a servant, the center instead of a member. So endure and deal with the fuss, and teach your kids that there is a Sovereign and they are a part of a family, not the center of one.

Good morning Zoey! (Taken with instagram)

Good morning Zoey! (Taken with instagram)

That Lovin’ Feeling

This morning I asked Gretta if she loved mommy. Being in one of her pleasantly contrarian moods, she replied, “No.” Coincidentally, at that precise moment, “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling” started playing on Pandora Radio. Naturally, Amanda and I took the opportunity to serenade Gretta and ask her to bring it back.

Can’t Beat the View from Here

Can’t Beat the View from Here